Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

fun fact!

did you know that the True Name that summons the dark lurker who dwells inside the shadows: “█̵̺̣̩͉̫̌͊͘̚̕̚͝█̟̬̳̪̩̠̪̦͆̋̓̀̚͢ͅ█̶̧̬̣͚͙͈͖̪͊̑̇͑̿̃̉͋͜█̸̛̙͔͓̩͌̌̂͑̑͋̋͊͢█̴͉̦̲̦̩̫͍͔͒̉̈́̔̀̆͊̓̍█̸̢̗̤̰͎̟͙̲͔̄̌̎̓̏͗̕͜” is automatically censored in posts on this website!

thank you tumblr dot com for keeping us “safe”! :)

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

Number 18 of the Close Encounters Collection, "Smug"!

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yet more amazing work from the woke mob

the woke mob has turned santa clause TRANSGENDER and now he fills your stocking with ARTISANAL PICKLES and CHEESES instead of TOYS. Parents across the GLOBE are actually REALLY STOKED about charcuterie stockings, as the prices of FINE CHEESES and whatnot have SKYROCKETED.