Shit Man, This Wizard War Is Fucked. I Just Saw A Guy Clap His Hands Together And Say "the Ten Hells"

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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3 months ago

"But if we resort to violence we're just as bad as them!"

One man did with 3 bullets what decades of peaceful protesting failed to do. It sent a message. For the first time in decades, the ruling class was afraid.

And now, barely 3 months later, things are back as they were. Not because Luigi's act of violence wasn't effective, but because it was forgotten as a one-off thing and treated as a trend. People Idolized him for his actions but not for the reason they were done.

One man's act of violence was enough to shake the foundations on which this country is built, the rot that had eaten away the hearts and minds of the people had been pushed back, and for the first time, there was clarity in the minds of everyone. There was no Left or Right, there was simply the Working VS the Ruling.

One man was enough to cause the closest this country has ever come to class consciousness, to solving real problems. Imagine ten, a hundred, a thousand more just like him.

2 months ago

she will not be surviving my wrath

She Will Not Be Surviving My Wrath
1 month ago

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

1 month ago
Fucking Assho

fucking assho

3 months ago

yet more amazing work from the woke mob

the woke mob has turned santa clause TRANSGENDER and now he fills your stocking with ARTISANAL PICKLES and CHEESES instead of TOYS. Parents across the GLOBE are actually REALLY STOKED about charcuterie stockings, as the prices of FINE CHEESES and whatnot have SKYROCKETED.

1 month ago

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

2 months ago

inshallah he will od soon indeed

"Inshallah He Will OD Soon" Fucking Sent Me

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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