Vintage Ads Are So Oddly Nostalgic Considering That When They Came Out I Wasn't, You Know, Alive.

Had an impromptu sleepover with my man last night and my father, despite the fact that we were genuinely just conked the fuck out, responded by angrily telling my mother that "if she's walking funny, we'll know why" and reminding me that my man is an adult and he can therefore fight him (sure, bud, that's not still assault or anything) anyway very tired of being treated as property and in retaliation will now receive and put my birth control to use significantly faster than I had originally planned <3

One of my girls was making fun of meand I sent her a :( i hope she can feel hoe pathetically I'm frowning and blubbering rn

Felt evil and deranged, but turns out I just needed a nice shower with watermelon soap, vanilla shaving foam, and baby lotion, with Work Song by Hozier playing in the background. Silly me.

angelic state of mind

Unfortunately he does really genuinely love me and has proved it several times over and now I have to apologize for projecting my insecurities onto him and making things weird even though he expects no apology god FUCK healing this is so weird I have never been the problem before

A collection of my favorite adorable Flapper Fanny clips! ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

New job is so slow on fridays that I always get so tired after lunch. I have to wait till my 2nd 15 to take a nap tho 😭😭😭