Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
The universe (through my biology class) taught me something today: Algae isn't a plant.
My life is a lie.
I made a spidersona!!
Spider-bones.
The Mandalorian and the Child ✴️🚀🌕
A female character who is a cold, relentless leader, always pragmatic, and able to make whatever hard decisions need to be made in order to ensure success and survival, tremendously skilled and devastatingly efficient at her job, tragically terrible at being overtly nice to people, who is also not evil and is still fundamentally a good person.
Rathalas: I am a city.
Dalinar: But you could be fire.
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
Spawn to End
I put my two animated illustrations together with audio in honour of Minecraft 1.17 🎉
Me: okay, so do we like girls?
My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe
Me: do we like guys?
My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje
Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?
My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe
Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????
My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn
Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?
My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka
Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless
i think this is the first time i’m reposting something, but i found so much importance in sharing this. this was created and posted by @ridhi.rebuts. please go over there and support !
never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you