To The Spiders In The Ceiling Corners: You’re Keeping Your End Of The Contract, Love U Honeys Catch

People should find purpose in their lives. Sort of like proteins. Proteins have purpose. They always have tasks they're meant to do. People should be like proteins.

Himself

What new untrustworthy person will Dalinar trust in Stormlight 4 I wonder

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

Broke energy homophobes think gays are all about sex? About getting dong? About shirtless lesbians? Fools. May I present to you the gayest media I’ve ever laid eyes upon and yet

The only dick here is Gabriel.

a friend of mine told me once that Dalinar should’ve used a massive tiger’s eye stone instead of a ruby to capture Nergaoul, because then “it’s the eye of the tiger and the thrill of the fight”, and to this day that’s both the best and the worst cosmere joke i’ve ever heard

things i did that forced me to be a better artist:

used a reference for everything

thinner line art (you think thats thin? go thinner….)

sketch, then do a cleaner sketch, THEN start finalizing

THUMBNAILS

color research, picking a set palette or light/dark for each work

you like that pose? redo it one more time

USE A DAMN REFERENCE

do not rely on stylization as an excuse for anatomy

draw the goddamn background you coward

just draw the hand- a bad hand is better than a hidden hand

the rule of thirds WORKS

take a considerable break between sketch and lines/paint

know that art takes longer as you get better at it

draw the seams on clothes

stop aiming for accuracy and focus on fluidity and motion, accuracy will come with practice of those two concepts

just…do the chiaroscuro. just DO IT. no excuses it always works

stop making excuses, make yourself an art schedule/set weekly(or daily) art goals and just DO IT.

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

Adolin: for self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Shallan: okay babe.

Kaladin: alright.

Adolin: if you want to live, give me your money!

Shallan: bold of you to assume I have money.

Kaladin: bold of you to assume I want to live.

Adolin:

Older sketch of dude on throne