What A Great Nap, I Feel Totally Disoriented And I’m Frothing With Hate 

what if it all worked out

Buzzfeed director: Oh you guys are back- where are you going?

Shane and Ryan: moon’s haunted

Buzzfeed director: What?

Shane and Ryan, dragging TJ and the spirit box onto a space ship: moon’s haunted

Country roads, take me home

To the place I belong

West Virginia, mothman mama

Take me home, country roads

VALENTINE’S MOOD

Space ad from NASA.

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

So an ambulance just drove by my house and it was blasting never gonna give you up and the closer it got, the more distorted the song became. What kind of alternate reality am I living in…