Wait this is so TsukkiYama coded I love it I can see this happening when they're completely alone🥺🥺
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I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.
sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27
i want to draw but it is late…
sometimes i wish the gay people in my phone were gay people in my house. where i could give them snacks and blankets and hear the sound of their laughter
The WOKE Beatles
John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.
"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.
"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.
"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.
"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."
"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.
"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.
"You're ugly regardless." George said.
For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.
"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.
"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."
"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.
"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.
"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"
"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.
"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.
now more than ever, please vet gofundmes before you donate.
copy and paste descriptions into google to see if there are scam accounts reusing the same story, check to see if there are any images/updates on the fund with faces. go to the original blog, check if the post asking for help is only an hour old, or even less than that. refrain from donating if all it links to is a PayPal account, without any further confirmation of identity.
it’s horrible to say but it’s never been a better time for scam artists to exploit your generosity, when things seem so dire, and I’ve donated to campaigns before only to realise later that the entire story was stolen from an actual family in need. due diligence might take a few more minutes out of your day but at least you won’t be sending money to an opportunistic scumbag.
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Random post again because I barely even post 💔💔
Does anyone like Melvin because he’s awesome, bro has to be one of the chillest ppl in the nerd clique
saving these lmao
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