pairing: professor hidgens x reader
a/n: i hope y’all find this as funny as i do
fandom: tgwdlm
genre: uhhhh
he leaves you for
greg..
and steve..
and stu..
and mark..
and leighton..
and chad
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-typed on iphone (explanation for fuckass formatting)
i am adoring this fic so far!!
(Warning: blood/injury, dead ghost popular girl and doomed yuri)
POV: you’re Ruth in Nerdy Prudes Must Die about to die
The bible doesn’t say anything about girls kissing your hand being bad, so it’s allowed, right???
References from mellon_soup on Insta
And obviously inspo from these gems on loop:
Supporting characters who appear in a single episode of a tv show and have an enormous fandom presence I love you
Shout out Jess from Supergirl who was in one (1) episode and subsequently appears in a huge majority of supercorp fics
*Peter laughing at the table with Natasha*
Tony: "what's funny?"
Peter still giggling: Avengers fanfiction! This stuff is crazy!
Tony with a weird look on his face: "ugh,i tend to avoid that stuff"
Natasha pointing to a fic on Peters phone: "oh hey, there's an Ironman one haha"
Peter immediately recognizing the username as his old one he had in middle school immediately throws the phone through a wall
Tony: "!?"
Natasha:
Peter: "there uh..there was a fly."
A- Arthur
B- Merlin
C- Gwen
Part five of the Nerdy Prudes as tweets
Featuring a couple I forgot to post last time.
I've been loving the idea of link x sidon x yona lately because to me it reads as 'oh you gave this character that was shipped with link a lot a lover? well fuck you he's dating her too' BUT there is actually a problem with this
Link does not in fact have two hands
Rio: I’m done correcting straight people. I’m in my “making it worse” era
Agatha: my mum thinks you turned me gay
Rio: I did
Rio: tell her she’s next
Grace: Come with me, Ruth! Together, we shall cleanse the Earth from all dirty dudes, in our holly mission!
Ruth, no hesitation: Okay!
Peter: Ruth! What are you doing!?
Ruth: Sorry, Pete. You know, going with pretty and evil girl is my top three fantasy! *Follows Grace*
Steph: I can't believe she just did that!
Richie: Actually, seems pretty in character.
Melissa & Nibbly
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?