Welp. I Was THISCLOSE To Posting An Adolescent “i Hate Everything” Post… And Then I Saw This.

holyphone headcanons? if you've not done it before

• grace fell first, steph fell harder

• definitely kissed at abstinence camp (guess lumber axe was caught lacking)

• got "married" when they were kids. had a wedding on the playground and everything

• childhood friends to brief enemies to lovers

• steph is very protective over grace, she's like a lovable guard dog

• grace loves cuddling up to steph and watching movies together

• steph loves surprise kissing grace because she gets all flustered and steph thinks it's really cute

• grace gets steph to lessen her phone addiction by taking her out of the house and going on picnics and stuff

• steph is constantly giving grace her clothes (flannels and sweatshirts) because she likes the way her gf looks in them

• constantly having study dates

• there's a universe were they're what each other cherishes most and they just decide to romeo and juliet that shit because they couldn't live in a world without the other

• once ran away together when they were kids because steph had a fight with her dad and grace went with her because she followed steph wherever

• when not sleeping over together they are on facetime until they fall asleep

(might post more if i think of them)

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

Part five of the Nerdy Prudes as tweets

Featuring a couple I forgot to post last time.

Rio: I’m done correcting straight people. I’m in my “making it worse” era

Agatha: my mum thinks you turned me gay

Rio: I did

Rio: tell her she’s next

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

Incorrect quotes featuring Steph being an affectionate drunk

my roommate has a hard time shipping a character with different characters in general and i love the chaos of everyone with everyone

I love telling my friends about ships I enjoy and having them go "wait, no I see it.." and just be angry at me because they'll never unsee it. But at the same time how do I explain to people outside my friend group that I see these 5 as a polyamorous couple..

i am adoring this fic so far!!

Nerdy Prudes Are Gonna Fucking Die AU - Steph sketches

(Warning: blood/injury, dead ghost popular girl and doomed yuri)

POV: you’re Ruth in Nerdy Prudes Must Die about to die

The bible doesn’t say anything about girls kissing your hand being bad, so it’s allowed, right???

References from mellon_soup on Insta

And obviously inspo from these gems on loop: