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So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

@secretsexcloset knows what’s up!

She certainly is a good girl. What a thorough little slut.

Hey perverts. Check out my new NSFW Meme account “Live Nude Memes” follow me for dirty nude memes. Tits and giggles!

Please don’t think that just because you don’t ignore the balls, that means you can ignore your man’s asshole. Attention to detail, cocksuckers. Attention to detail.

Quality advice ladies.

I just started fucking around on Twitter. Follow me won’t you?

The Jewels as a pacifier (Submitted Story)

My amazing pet (wife) doesn’t always spend much time on the jewels while servicing and worshiping my cock because to her, it’s all about the cock when she is doing it.  Now, this is not to say she always completely ignores the guys when she is servicing my cock.  It’s just that she is more focused on the main attraction and what she is doing to it… and me.

BUT…

My balls are a “pacifier” for her at night.  Her “safe place” is snuggled up next to me with her head on my chest and her hand ever so gently rubbing, stroking, lightly scratching and caressing my balls in a non-sexual, almost therapeutic manner.  It’s such a relaxing pacifier for her that 99% of the time, she is peacefully asleep within minutes of getting into that position and giving the jewels the attention.

When you take the sexuality out of the experience and just enjoy the sensations, it can be quite a relaxing activity for both… specially if the one giving the balls attention feels safe and protected while doing it.

There are times when it wakes things up and I rise to the occasion.  When that happens, she switches mode and takes care of it as she should.  But, the main thing is it’s not about that end result.  It’s all about the sensations and relaxation for both of us.  ;-)

I love this post submitted by @sirkhufu. Its a lovely reminder of the importance of testicle attention in a long term relationship, even when your chick is not worshiping your cock. Balls provide so many benefits to women, and I loved reading about how much they help this guy’s lady relax and feel at peace. Thanks for sharing this! Keep the stories and pics coming people! 

Gawddamn! Look how talented this slag is! She pays so much attention to the balls, the taint, and the asshole.

Holy Shit, 10,000 + Followers?!?

Thank you all for 10,000 followers. I never thought this goofy blog about playing with a dude’s balls would get so much love. I want to do something special for 10k fans. Time to vote on what you’d like to see for my special thank you post:

A.) My Balls

B.) My Balls in my wife’s mouth

C.) Someone else’s balls in my wife’s mouth.

Comment with your vote and we’ll get started on our thank you post!