Gustav: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Fishlegs: Tell them how you really feel.
Hiccup: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Astrid: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Gustuv, being handed a sword: … well heck.
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Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
During HTTYD 1:
Snotlout: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Hiccup: What club?
Snotlout: The hating Hiccup club.
Hiccup: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?
Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Heather: What are the hardest things to say?
Astrid: I was wrong.
Hiccup: I need help.
Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!
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