Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Astrid: How so?
Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Fishlegs: I fell—
Snotlout: From heaven?
Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—
Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?
Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.
Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!
Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
Heather: What are the hardest things to say?
Astrid: I was wrong.
Hiccup: I need help.
Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!
Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Astrid: You need to man up.
Tuffnut: Man up? That's sexist.
Tuffnut: I'm sOrRy bUt I DoN't sEe GeNdEr, SIr.
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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