Sometimes I Feel Like A Wife In The 1940s Waiting For My Husband To Come Back From War While I Wait For

I was drinking a popping boba, and I couldn't get any more pearls out, so I said, out loud, "you fucker, give me the balls"

I have never felt such intense embarrassment in my life

Fanfiction is making me cry at 11 pm on a Sunday, what the fuck

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

What I have in my Tumblr likes would defo get me some weird looks, I know my FBI agent is calling me a fag rn

Cornell notes I hate u with my whole heart and soul

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

Seeing a Cybertruck in the wild inflicts you with a debuff called “urge to do some property damage”

I toe the line between the most extroverted person you've ever met and a cave dwelling rat with extreme grace and precision

I can feel my interest in a fandom leaving, I'm bout to be fandomless again :(

I think we should criminalize me having acne