Someone Needs To Invite Someone Who Wants Me Just As Much As I Want Them

I was drinking a popping boba, and I couldn't get any more pearls out, so I said, out loud, "you fucker, give me the balls"

I have never felt such intense embarrassment in my life

Every time I bomb a math test I consider suicide

everyone is a loser and just acts like they aren’t

Having permanently injured shoulders as a rock climber sucks and all, but I can make incredibly entertaining noises with them, so that's a plus

I think we should criminalize me having acne

Pirating websites my goat

stop asking me wyd i’m literally always thinking about love and how it touches every aspect of the human experience

Cornell notes I hate u with my whole heart and soul