Do-so - A Murder In A Trenchcoat

Such a good boy

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

I have no idea why I made this but I had a thought and couldn't get it out of my head

Everyone has a single moment in their life where they have an opportunity to accomplish something truly incredible. Will you seize that moment, or let it slip away?

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did