Lewis Ableidinger

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

Submission for weird dice Wednesday: the pigs from Pass the Pigs, a dice game where you roll pig-shaped dice and earn points based on how they land

Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.