Do-so - A Murder In A Trenchcoat

it's cos you're always outing those damn knives

When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

*GETS you*

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

Overly Sarcastic Productions art of the Four Celestial Primates is absolutely beautiful