Do-so - A Murder In A Trenchcoat

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Just got called a fucking weirdo (in nicer words) by my grandfather for wearing my town map shirt

i was just scrolling through petfindr as i do and look at who i found

they’re beautiful.

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

Barcode Flag of the European Union in the style of Bavaria, Seychellized, in Maryland Style

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: What the fuck

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended