Reblog Or The Tomato Queen Will Appear In Your Fridge Tonight.🍄💀

Me when I wash my mouth

Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

they wouldn’t have missed

Girls don't want flowers, girls want a spinoff show about Rocket Raccoon and Nebula being roommates during the five years of the blip

Oh yeah here's this whole argument if you guys wanted that.

weezer reference

you just got vanilly’d

Clint, crying: This can’t be happening

Steve: What’s wrong?

Clint: Nat says I’m pregnant! I’m not ready to have a baby!

Steve: …Clint-

Clint: I don’t even know who the father is!

Steve: Clint, you-

Clint: Tony won’t let a little Barton run around, absolutely not-

Steve: YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT, CLINT!

Clint, looking at Steve before smiling: Oh…thank fuck.