Metallica

Nardwuar, the interviewer: And who are you?

Kurt: Nardwuar's cousin.

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Gifs from Exodus' 1989 New York, United States concert

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Dave Mustaine has had a stuffed bear called Hanley since at least August 7, 2016. Hanley also appears sitting on Dave's bed in a video on Dave's YouTube channel, meaning Dave likely took Hanley along on the 2022 Metal Tour of the Year. Below is an image of Hanley taken from a post on Dave's Twitter account.

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You seem to be a very interesting person are you the friendly type

Guys, I'm pretty sure this bot just detected Kirk as a woman, that's kind of funny, hdjsjs

Few likes, sent the same ask to multiple people, all the people they followed appear to be women, no one else they followed looks like they do band fandom stuff, they have way more people they followed than anything else

I just wanted to know what music they liked, I'm disappointed </3

Wait, question to people who apparently follow me, what did you follow me to see? I post about whatever band I feel like at the moment, and that won't change, but also it would be nice to see what others might want to see so that I can seek out more of that

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

The Diamond Head song "Am I Evil?" was referenced in Lords of Chaos, a film about the black metal band Mayhem, in a scene where two of the band's members, Euronymous and Varg Vikernes, were burning down a church. In the scene, Euronymous asked, "Am I evil?", which was followed by the two shouting "Yes I am!" in chorus.

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Gifs from Exodus' 1987 Chicago, United States concert

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UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great

Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine

You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)

Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)

Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.

Bruce: Never strike a woman! ...Are you a woman?

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Hello hello, I figure I should make a pinned post explaining my existence eventually :)

I am mostly Dysti here on Tumblr, some people call me other stuff :D Draco, Javes, and Vapor off the top of my head

this blog -> mostly "informational" stuff about bands, also other band related stuff that took enough time out of my day to put together, here's a cool link to a tag master-ish list. I don't exist here very often now unfortunately but maybe eventually

@sobbingdistantnoises -> sideblog for existing in general, I basically treat it as if it was my main even though it's not, hi mutuals

@noisesdistantsobbing -> spam reblog blog

distant-sobbing-noises.neocities.org -> my website!

@metallica-zine -> a Metallica fanzine put together by me with the help of a lot other people!! I think it's pretty cool, one issue is out and #2's creation will hopefully start soon :)

@incorrect-iron-maiden-quotes -> I did this daily once upon a time and then gave up after half a year

+ 25 other sideblogs I will not disclose at this time :)