The Darkling Thought He Was The Most Dramatic Bitch On The Block And Then Kaz Brekker Shows Up And Blows

Ghosts

Hot take: jack black is a manic pixie dream girl

Can everyone finish oathbound already so we can all scream into the void together

Wylan: I don’t know what to do about Jesper!

Kaz: Whatever you do just don’t ask Inej for advice, she has terrible taste in men.

Wylan: Aren’t you her boyfriend…?

Kaz: Yeah exactly. Have you met me?

Colm: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Colm: *throwing water bottles* DRINK UP

Kaz: uh...

Inej: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Colm: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Wylan, crying: it's working

percy saying how he’d fight nancy bobofit, bullies at school, gabe, monsters, and the gods bro this boy really said these hands rated E for everyone

Characters with inexplicably matching energies: kaz brekker (six of crows) and robin (teen titans)

No big deal.