Dismantledsmoothie - This My Trash

reyna was really like "rip to jason but youre different" and percy straight up "I have a girlfriend"-ed her huh. a mess

Global warming: 🔥👹☠️

My grandma: omg blessed, #beachbabe

Everyone in Ketterdam: Kaz is a demon. Kaz is a monster. Kaz is a creature that crawled out of the gutter

Inej: Kaz is a boy. also he’s my boy

toph's parents: oh poor toph, she must be so scared : (

toph:I SAID WHOEVER PUT ME IN THIS CAGE, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!

Maura: [reading Gansey’s palm] It just says “yikes.”

Adam Parrish: Just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor.