I Love When Jude Says Girls Can’t Be Scientists And Eva Says “i Extracted The Dna From A Banana Once”

jesper: you look nice

kaz: i am an atrocity to god but thank you

percy saying how he’d fight nancy bobofit, bullies at school, gabe, monsters, and the gods bro this boy really said these hands rated E for everyone

Active voice: I will write Passive voice: Writing will be done Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do

more media should be like nimona. there's queens and knights and holograms and flying cars. Why? Because it's cool. Is there an in-universe explanation for any of it? Not really. sometimes world building can be the what without the why or the how and that is cool

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

Inej: Uh...Should I be concerned?

Kaz: [Dragging a body bag up the stairs] Nope.

my last 2 brain cells

Please explain to me why no one is talking about jesper calling kaz "boss"