Self-affirmation 👽🩷

youre not yaoiful at all

“Teruhashi is such a bitch i hate her” SHUT UP . SHUT UP. GO AWAY. Teruhashi they will never understand you like i do.. i will protect you. get behind me my queen.

and so teruhashi sadly died right there </3

randomly had the idea and HAD to draw it up rq (inspired by the socks i wore out today. yes the bear ears are 3d. its adorable) (*´ｪ｀*)

nevermind, THIS is the current wip (ФωФ) hehehehe... will i ever actually finish any of my projects? who knows.......

Saiki Motorcycle arc❗❗☺️

no, thats just every single game if youre neurodivergent enough

I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

finally healed enough to have energy for drawing again, and since saiki is played by kento yamazaki in the live action.. |u￢)♪ i suddenly had an UNSTOPPABLE URGE to draw him how he "canonically" looks irl (ФωФ) hahaha

hope you like it! ((please ignore that i forgot to draw his limiters please please its FINE))

thx for clicking on my page! im dirtbag :3

heres some of my stuff^^^♡ made this account just to post whatever i want- but mostly art i make and fanfics i write (o≧▽゜)o☆ !!! ((i dont take commissions tho soz))

current active brainrot! ->

...harry potter ((im trans dont h8 me 😭 idk how this happened either))

stardew valley

my other accounts!

dirtbagcore -> ao3 (some 18+ content)

dirtbagcore.art -> instagram & tiktok!!

⬇️List of all my ao3 works AND all the fandoms im in, under the cut⬇️

on archive of our own:

Bona Fides (🔞)

Spy x Family || rated: Explicit

canon compliant side mission fic, where Loid has to seduce a male target and... learns things about himself (lol). relatively plot heavy for a smut.

❌️incomplete ((2/5 chapters, 7k words))

Storks Deliver to the Netherworld, Too!

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence kid fic where Iruma gets a baby brother! mostly family fluff & humour, set in year 2.

❌️incomplete ((2/? chapters, 4.7k words))

My Average CRUSH Turned into an ISEKAI PROTAGONIST: That Time I Became the Overpowered Heroine & Followed Him to Another World!!

Saiki K. || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence Saiki/Satou fic, where Satou gets hit by truck-kun and is transported to a fantasy world. a spoof that makes fun of harem and isekai clichés.

|| comic ||

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 2k words))

The Gorgon

Saiki K. | Merlin (BBC) || rated: Teen & Up

canon divergence crossover, Saiki accidentally goes back in time and ends up in camelot. obviously, everyone thinks hes a creature of magic and tries to kill him. key word: tries.

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 3.3k words))

The [???] Who Lived

Harry Potter || rated: Teen & Up

everything is the same except harry is nonbinary. heavy focus on clothes/makeup/hair/etc. (because i said so)

|| illustration || paper doll ||

❌️incomplete ((9/? chapters, 28.3k words))

my fandoms:

Banana Fish

Deadpool

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Dungeon Meshi

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

Fullmetal Alchemist

Gravity Falls

Harry Potter (but only for the fanfiction)

How to Train Your Dragon

Hunter x Hunter

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

MCU

Merlin

Mob Psycho 100

One Piece

Princess Jellyfish

Rise of the Guardians

Spider-man

Spy x Family

Stardew Valley

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

etc... ((i'll add more as i think of them))

ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.