I Bet Donkey Kong Could Rip The Veins Right Out Of My Body Like That Panty Line On Babybel Cheeses

me want bite

a collection

im in the house¹.

¹ like carpet.

in 10 years the universe will be 10 miles bigger. so if we all make dirt and make at least 11 miles of dirt on the earth. yea. you can see where this is goig

the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind