He Definitely Robs Banks In His Spare Time

Actually that post about medic tf2 dying and being sent to hell on 2023 isn't something I believe in.

Medic was supposed to die in 1973. The contract wasn't binding, and medic was on his way to heaven. The only reason he gets 50 more years is because he pissed off the devil so much with his board of directors of his souls bullshit that he was able to negotiate for an extended life. The devil would much prefer he get a few more years on earth than let him make a fool out of hell.

The only way medic loses in this scenario is if the devil gets a majority stake in medic's souls in those 50 years, but there's no chance of that happening. The devil's hubris is much too great to just let him walk free, so all medic has to do is make a new deal.

For the rest of eternity, the devil will be scheming to trick and tempt the medic out of his remaining souls, and medic will be conning his way into getting just a few more years.

It's ironic. All these idiots are fighting to the death for australium so they can finally be immortal, and the guy who actually achieves it never touched the stuff

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation #2: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

So. Guess who’s very excited for this movie to come out :]

Anyone else feel called out…? by CantHugEveryPlatypus

Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was

Ouch

nice joke

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

thinking about how Damien started as the exact opposite of genre aware (ie. being the only character in a murder mystery to act like a normal person and not a character in a murder mystery) and now he's one of two characters who can directly pull the viewer out of whatever genre they're in. the man's a walking anti-narrative field.

I love Ghost Files because what other paranormal investigation show will have someone fist fighting a ghost

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