Dilfcity - Help Me

im roddy boy

modafinil fixed my dick can i get some old man pussy now pls

call me a salmon the way i want to be in a bears mouth

age gap so big we scare the motel receptionist when you bring me in at midnight :3

capturing me instead of just killing me is a really stupid idea. you basically just let me into your camp dumbass as soon as i escape i’ll get all of your secret information and-hey. hey. don’t touch me there. hey. what are you doing. stop that. hey. you can’t do that. fucking stop it. please stop. stop. stop

30% crying because you hit me 70% crying because i was dying of touch starvation

lmfaoooo wtf

Crushed [Goretober 24]

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode