If You Haven't Shown Me Your Cock I Wanna See It, And If You Have Shown It To Me I Wanna See It Again

*falls asleep cutely with my ass out* i hope nothing bad happens

When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

I feel 5-10 years younger than i actually am

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

a “brat” is a thing you hit until it’s not anymore. hope this helps. 👍

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit

healthcare sucks in dilf city. because of the ageing population

So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs - which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more. Everything you're about to see… is real. Remember that when you leave here tonight. You are all… complicit… repugnant… and appalling! And, I love you for it. And I welcome you… even as you disgust me!

Ben Daniels as Santiago INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season Two + gif per episode