Sorry Man Im All Booked

Up thinking about the silly 💛

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

BF TEXTS WITH GOJO SATORU !

content: fem reader, suggestive, mention of periods (slide 4) ooc!gojo

!! author's note: my first smau :)) this is just a test run to see how well it'll do <3 if u guys want more text style posts LMK cause this was very fun to make hehe !! enjoy 💗

interact nd reblog for a kiss <3

In the club freakin it Wilson style

y/n, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? daryl: It means like in hand-to-hand combat y/n: Ohhhh- carol: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

happy Thursday the 20th

Finally some good fucking news