I Play Saxophone And Their Name Is Baby

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request me fanfic please im aving writers block

Also to request things you have to message me, any ships welcome, really, i write x readers, ships, all this other stuff, lots of gay

Unpopular Opinions DBH Edition

what if RK900 ISNT evil? all he did was stand there. he couldve been just as curious as connor is. Kamski pretty much made them this way. theres gotta be something in them that he told people to put there that gives them emotions. he could be a pure boi! and everyone complaing about the color change n his eyes, if youve said simons got beautiful eyes once guess what? RK900 got the same colored eyes, ive seen people do this and im just like "excuse me boi there eyes are the same colors??,,"' though im all up for him putting gavin in his place >:3

Simon and Markus is a pure relationship you can fight me on this (please dont) they said simon cANONILLY loved markus but they thought it would be too many options, boi your games got like fifty million diffrent endings-

i dont hecking like north, "oh humans treated me wrong blah blah" Kara and alice were beat around but they are both still dECENT ANDROID HUMANS- Ralphs only killed one person who abused him cause he was scared in the moment- aTLEAST HE GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO SHOW YOU WONT HURT HIM BEFORE BRUTALLY STABBING YOU,, i consider him a dECENT ANDROID BOI

Markus and North felt forced, like, *attempts to be polite, aND YOU INFORM ME IM YOUR LOVER NOW OK* like what if your mean to her? do you just not be with her?

Jerry and Ralph are the best bois, all the jerries are amazing, and so is ralph

even with the face scars ralph is stilla beautiful boi

Simon And Daniel are uNDERATTED AS ALL FUCK

Ska is just emo jazz. Change my mind.

i will literally follow anyone who gives me a request- i know this sounds like im being desperate, its because i am, im dying of boredom thank you for coming

Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!

MD to saxophonist

inbox is still open, i forgot it existed, cause im a stupid, aND I WRITE SANDER SIDES NOW

my favorite is deceit if anyone cared.

because i love snakes and characters that half the fandom finds more evil then stepping on a lego and then the other half is like "aw yiss look at my baby boi"

ive known sander sides for like, ever

but when naming what i write it slipped from my mind

it gets its own post now.

good for it.

again, i write anything, and im experiencing writers block a bit, so im trying to do some warm-up stories and see if that spikes my creativity to gET OUT OF ITS HECKING ROOM- before i do this one story that literally had such a specifient prompt and i feel like it i get anything wrong i will burn in hell for it, and also i have no insporation for it

welcome to me trying to write crossovers.

all characters welcome, yes. including Emile and Remy

and all ships

i cant choose a f a v o r i t e- there all so g o o d-

X READERS TOO-

yes i is gay

and i write the gay

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

If anyone is willing to give criticism and advice on how I should continue to write my book, (I'm only on chapter three) its only my first book, and I can send you a link to it, DM me if interested, first read below

Preferably you were over 18 or don't get affected by blood and gore, or non-consentual topics, or any graphic material.

I'd like someone familiar with horror and who is good at giving criticism. Not hate, criticism.

That's really all, I don't know how to be professional dudes-

Soft Cuddles And Bold Sunlight. (not a request, no warnings)

Pairing: Simon x Markus

The sunlight beat through the windows of simon's apartment. After the revolution the group still tended to meet up, sometimes at jericho because north and a ton of other androids stayed there. Sometimes at the apartments. The Smell of candles wafted through the small apartment. Though, Simon never lit any, so he laid in bed confused. he lit some yesterday, and god he was hoping he didnt leave them. they wouldve burnt down his whole apartment. All of the gang besides north knew where his spare house key was hidden outside the apartment, who couldve been in his apartment at nine in the morning? Of course, androids didnt sleep, but they still rested their systems from time to time. Most just sat on couches or chairs to rest their systems, But simon liked the comfort his bed gave him.

Meanwhile, Markus was humming in the kitchen, waiting for simon to walk out, he usually left his room at about 9:30. Big Bang Theory played on the T.V, it was an old show, Simon had it on DVD cause he saw it at a retro store well visiting josh in canada. Josh had moved there to teach a school, he enjoyed it. Simon fiinally left his room, wiping his eyes to make sure he didnt get anything in them, he turned on the fan and dust flew everywhere, causing his circuits to mess up a bit. causing him to 'sneeze'. Simon only noticed markus a few seconds after, walking up to him. "Markus, what are you doing here so early?" rung out. Markus had hs eyes closed humming, and shocked a bit when Simons voice rung out in the apartment. His Apartment defintley had an echo.

"i decided to stop by, should i not have?" Markus' voice was laced with concern. Usually simon didnt greet him so shocked sounding, he showed up early all the time. Well, usually 20 minutes after, but he didnt feel like waiting today. Simon's look changed quickly, to a slightly shocked expression. "Ah, no of course not, i didnt expect you to be here so early. you usually show up at like, ten, thats all!". he nervously smiled, softly. Fiddling with his hands. he was known to be a bit shy. His Thirium pump sped up whenever he was around markus. His cheeks tinting blue. they had a conversation or two. Simon went to walk past markus, their hands touching as he walked past, Simon suddenly coming to a stop as Markus grabbed his hands.

Both their hands began to cascade into white and blue as the artifical skin faded back. All the things Simon always wanted to say to him, flooded through markus's thoughts. Simon face flushed blue. Markus's face only slightly tinted, hes a natrual leader. Pulling simon over by his hand, their lips meeting. It felt amazing for both of them. To their dismay, they had to pull away eventually. Simon laying his head on markus's chest. Blush tinted his artificial skin. They snuggled in the kitchen for quite some time. "I love you, Simon." rung from Markus's mouth. Simon, muffled, responded. "I love you too..markus."