If You Havent Heard From Me In A Few Weeks That's Because Ive Been Tattooing Every Frame Of The Evil

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

i feel such a normal way abt this man

blehh >.<

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

girlboss beats gatekeep (break th glass ceiling)

gaslight beats girlboss (waste her time)

gatekeep beats gaslight (just block them)

ungfio on Instagram

doodle dump for your soul 🧎‍♀️

Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

That moment when your roomie gets first dibs in the shower after (yet another) failed experiment

(close-up below the cut because why not)