Not Really Comparing But More Admiring And I SWEAR EVENTUALLY ILL DRAW IT REVERSED BUT THIS WAS EATING

if you get your dick stuck in a saw trap call that another cock in the murder machine

Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock

when your husband is an eldritch cooler

bonus: when your husband is an eldritch search engine

I am not immune to mermay

yeah, you could say I’m a bit popular with the ladies

as the image says… fucking erbert wast

I keep missing plot points because I'm staring into her eyes

COSTAS MANDYLOR as Mark Hoffman in Saw 3D (2010)

valentines art for the least romantic men ever