"What Happened?😠"

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

I'm sorry but, if a guy, (who's studying in the medical field might I add) wants to rent a room in my apartment, says to me "does this building have a basement" and getS EXCITED WHEN SHOWN SAID BASEMENT?!?!?!

Nope

Absolutely not, Herbert West I don't care that you're hot, but that's not just a red flag...that's A HUGE FUCKING RED SIGN SAYING "WARNING!!!! DO NOT ALLOW THIS INDIVIDUAL IN YOUR BUILDING!!!"

a normal valentine for your crush

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

hey, i like you *draws herbert as a pre-op trans man and in a sexy nurse outfit*

OH YEA EDIT FORGOT TO MENTION THIS IS INSPIRED BY @ratpee73 !!!!

That moment when your roomie gets first dibs in the shower after (yet another) failed experiment

(close-up below the cut because why not)

Trying to figure out animation

based on 1942 handy guide on how to kiss correctly

Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock

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