133. Painter Pig

Sometimes I feel like the rules been changed, Sometimes I feel like a ghost in chains

special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig

Did I ever post this

when your husband is an eldritch cooler

bonus: when your husband is an eldritch search engine

this was just barely a joke before but now i'm about to spend Real Money.

worst college experience actually was people seeingme use tumblr and say 'haha oh i used to use tumblr we could follow eachother' and i open their blog and its like 700 artic monkeys band gif grunge images pastel moodboards and im sitting here hands folded like you are about to learn our uses of this site are wildly different and i just posted a photo of a buff man in a g string

Re-agent comes in a little glass vial...?

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

He’s making a sandwich

Such a traumatized silly.