they way you win is by having Jaskier the longest. Lambert once had him for six months, and no one has been able to beat that because Geralt has figured out their little game, so he makes sure to get to Jaskier as soon as possible
One year, as a prank on Geralt, everyone at Kaer Morhen decided to play a game they called "Pass the Bard."
The game starts in spring when one person has to locate Jaskier before Geralt does. They then travel with Jaskier until they encounter another witcher, whom they pass the Bard to.
The objective is to keep Jaskier away from Geralt for as long as possible.
Ciri: I'm cold
Geralt: Here take my jacket
Jaskier: I'm cold too
Yennefer: Well damn Jaskier, I can't control the weather
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Nothing like listening to TAD and making up scenarios in your head bc why wouldnt you
I have been asked, time and time again what my love language is if I don't like physical touch, the answer is degrading, not to be confused with disliking someone, usually theres two different tones in my voice if I'm being mean, I cant tell you which is which, you gotta figure that out yourself
WHY?!
Listening to a TAD album at night is like "ah yes, let me have some mental breakdown on top of the sleep deprivation"
K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal
I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't
Hear me out-
Madeleine Hyland as Priscilla in the Witcher Netflix
She/They Asexual fandoms: The Witcher/The Amazing Devil/Sleep Token Wattpad/Ao3/Tiktok/Insta: Marvel_4_life7 writer/editor/general shitposterNo negativity please, this is a safe space :D
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