Joey Batey.

If you're reading this, it's your sign to go listen to Love Run again. The entire album. Do it.

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

Here me out: Bucky Barnes using WD40 on his arm before every stealth mission

Example:

Bucky: *going through his mission bag* gun, extra mags, grenades, DAMMIT WHERE IS THE WD40

Or Tony getting mad that someone stole from his stash, immediately going to Bucky, and turns out Buck has his own stash, and Natasha just stole it for the drama

FERAL- I- HOW- HOW IS HE SO-

Do you think Jaskier’s lovers from before he was a travelling bard called him Jules? (Short for Julian) bc I think about this more than I should

*Yennefer, Geralt, and Jaskier go to Aretuza for the first time*

Yennefer: This is my boyfriend Geralt, this is Geralt's boyfriend Jaskier

Triss: I'm sorry, what's the situation?

Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me but he's gay for Jaskier, and Jaskier is really gay for Geralt, and I hate Jaskier

Geralt: It's really not that complicated

Jaskier: No

I love sneaking the Amazing Devil references into my fanfics, it’s a lil treat for the TAD bitches and it’ll go right over the heads of the not TAD bitches

OH MY FUCK WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HEMSWORTH😭😭😭

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK SO PHOTOSHOPPED, IT LOOKS LESS REALISTIC THAN YENNEFER'S MAGIC, IM LITERALLY DYING

K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal