I'm Really Not A Very Angry Person There's Just A Lot Of Rage Inside Me

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

Gotta admit the headline is a banger.

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

Absolutely captivated by biker Stone rn

(sonic 3 spoiler) how I imagined the scene were robotnik gets dressed went

director: so we're trying to think of a scene to show how eggman updates his outfit after gaining weight, we were thinking stone could make it and-

Jim Carrey: I wanna rip his shirt off

Director:......what?

Jim: because he....needs more material....rips it right off his bod

Director: idk if Lee would be comfortabl-

Lee: I want him to rip my shirt off

Director: *sign* why are you two like this?

Lee & Jim: GIVE THE PEOPLE THE TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI THEY DESERVE!

Some associate sunflowers with love

Some associate yellow with being closeted

Happy Sonic Movie 3 trailer day everybody!!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

wow whitepine is getting really good so far! i wonder where they'll take this story- TOMMYINNIT???

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke