"you Don't Post Your Dead Dove Fics On Anon?" No, All Of My Dead Dove, Dirty, Disgusting Gay Smut Are

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

Mickey 17 proposes a powerful addition to the 'would you fuck your clone debate', going so far as to ask 'what if you wanted to fuck your clone but your clone didn't want to fuck you?'

Can we let people forget things?

Can we let people forget things? Cause sometimes I have memory like dory and other times I can remember very well- like I remember that despite the fact you’re a beast at maths you actually like the science subjects! But I can never remember what you said you’re favourite colour was or i remember the time I used a Harry Potter dementor pick up line on you and you laughed but I can’t remember the day of your birth but I know you’re a sweet April baby.

you mean the world to me but if I don't remember things off the top of my head it's not that I don't love you, I just don't have a great memory sometimes

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

And I guess I'll just miss her

Even though she isn't even really gone

But things are just different

Ever since she cut her blue hair off

[corner a cat, get scratched!] ฅ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ฅ

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

rip arthur morgan, you would have loved animal crossing