'you Never Read Anymore, You Used To Love Reading' And I Have 200 Safari Tabs Open. It Never Stopped

Stop saying Evan and Barty waited years to have a threesome with Regulus but then James Potter happened and start adding James to make it a foursome that eventually turns into a poly relationship where they're all dating each other and happy and in love

They put it in Rosekiller too I fear😔

I fear they put crack cocaine in jegulus fanfiction because why am I obsessed with reading about a canonical dead dad and a character that had 3 lines. Yall writers took dust and made an empire and I love living in it. Thank you for your service #longlivejegulus

I need help bc how do I get a socially, awkward skinny and scrawny man who ive never talked to, to like me back like I am over here, kicking my feet blushing and twirling my hair and he doesn’t even know it🙃🙃(my friends, also harassed him the moment they found out I liked him😔)

"Men can't even be masculine anymore!"

Oh, I know, brother. I miss when men used to be MEN.

damn you and your big brown doe eyes i could never say no to.

i'm beginning to think i have a type

remus: i could fix him-

regulus: and i could make him beg like a whore. what’s your point?

living here would fix me