This Is Real To Me, Idc

I'm soooo in love with him but he's sooo not in love with me 😔

It’s not even funny how much I NEED tumblr to add a feature where you could like comments like on TikTok just because of the comments on this post.

Just accidentally said moon killer instead of moon water and then sat there and thought about Barty trying to blow up the moon for Remus.

"Maybe they survived... somehow." Me to every single character in the Marauders.

if he was a women, I would DESTROY that pussy

but for now im gonna have to stick with his tiny little booty but thats ok🫶

"NoT aLl MeN"

You're right, Hydra the Hydrogen Fuel Truck would never

"You have already left kudos here. :)" are you sure? because i swear i've never read this fanfic before.

damn you and your big brown doe eyes i could never say no to.

i'm beginning to think i have a type

"it's unhealthy to read fanfiction"

well i'm doing my 20 minutes of daily reading so...

"in canon-" shit wait. where did i leave you with the impression i care?

I need help bc how do I get a socially, awkward skinny and scrawny man who ive never talked to, to like me back like I am over here, kicking my feet blushing and twirling my hair and he doesn’t even know it🙃🙃(my friends, also harassed him the moment they found out I liked him😔)