Normal Harry Potter Fans: Why Do You Like Barty What The Fuck Is Wrong With You

"Not every ship has to be gay!"

Girl you're using TUMBLR. THE gayland. What did you expect?

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

"Men can't even be masculine anymore!"

Oh, I know, brother. I miss when men used to be MEN.

Rory culkin come to my house Rory culkin marry me Rory culkin

Based on that photo of Eric sitting in Gene's lap ✨️

imagine this:

Barty’s anigmus form is a bat and whenever he gets really tired during the day, he’ll turn into his anigmus form and shove himself into Evan’s hoodie pocket

everyone asks Evan, “what’s with the lump in your pocket? What’s in it?” And Evan just pulls out his sleeping bat boyfriend and the people get scared bc what kind of freak just has a bat?

They put it in Rosekiller too I fear😔

I fear they put crack cocaine in jegulus fanfiction because why am I obsessed with reading about a canonical dead dad and a character that had 3 lines. Yall writers took dust and made an empire and I love living in it. Thank you for your service #longlivejegulus

Ima need a fic like yesterday 👹👹

Evan going to a haunted house and flirting incessantly with scare actor Barty

"it's unhealthy to read fanfiction"

well i'm doing my 20 minutes of daily reading so...