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The Primordial Greek Deities

This is in no way an in depth list, obviously. It’s just a list. These deities are personifications/beings of their respective subject (ex: Chaos is the personification of Lower Air). 

Chaos: Deity of Lower Air.

Gaia: Goddess of the Earth.

Uranus: God of Upper Air.

The Ourea: Gods of the Mountains.

Pontus: God of the Sea.

Tartarus: God of the Underworld.

Erebus: God of Darkness

Nyx: Goddess of Night

Aether: God of Light

Hemera: Goddess of Day

Eros: God of Love.

Achlys: Goddess of Misery.

Physis: Goddess of Nature.

Ananke: Goddess of Compulsion.

Chronos: God of Time.

Aion: God of Eternity.

Himeros: God of Tension.

Phanes: God of Procreation

Nesoi: Goddesses of Islands.

Thalassa: Goddess of the Sea.

Ophion: God of Life.

Moirai: Goddesses of Fate.

Moros: God of Doom.

Oceanus: God of Water

Hydros: God of Water

Tethys: Goddess of Nursing

Thesis: Goddess of Creation

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About Alcina Dimitrescu

She started trading in sanguis virginis at the end of the 20th century.

She spent 70 years murdering and mutilating people.

She was born in 1885.

She has an inherited a blood disease, possibly hemophilia or porphyria, due to inbreeding.

Sometime in the 1950s, Miranda infected her with a cadou parasite.

Her mutation gave her amazing regenerative ability, retractable claws and eternal life.

She was 44 years old when Miranda infected her.

Her height is due to consuming large quantities of human flesh and blood.

In the late 1950s, Miranda gives Alcina three women with whom she experiments.

The experiment was a success and the girls awoke amnesic.

Alcina and the three girls felt a mother-daughter connection from the first moment, so she adopted them.

She named them Bela, Cassandra and Daniela.

Their names are in alphabetical order, matching her own.

Her alliance with the three houses allowed her to rule her castle with ruthlessness, regularly bringing in new staff to replace those who were taken to the dungeon to be killed.

The entire staff of her castle was made up of women.

Maiden's blood was used to create the Sanguis Virginis.

She gets on badly with Karl Heisenberg.

Alcina loves her daughters very much.

For her daughters, she decided to ignore Miranda's orders to avenge them.

Despite her aversion to men blood, she argued with mother Miranda to give Ethan to her because her daughters like to have fun with strangers, claiming that they are excited to have male blood for once.

She writes a diary

She take notes about her experiments.

She can play the piano

She can sing opera.

Her favourite song is Danse Macabre

She knows how to paint and in her art studio there is an unfinished painting. She painted herself in a dress.

She experiments with maidens seeking to create vessels for mother miranda, but all experiments have failed, resulting in ghouls roaming the basement.

She hates men.

Apparently, she dislike men blood; also Bela, Cassandra and Daniela seems to like men blood.

Apparently, she prefer maiden blood.

She bathes in maiden's blood.

She and her daughters kill men who stray into her castle and crucify them.

She resents the sunlight

Her tomb is empty and garlic is found in it, so she probably has an aversion to garlic.

She is immune to bullets and explosives.

She is immune to knifes.

If you shoot at her hat, she will hold it so it won't fall off.

If you throw explosives at her, she will shake the dust off her dress.

She has to bend down to pass through the doors of her castle.

She clutches her hat when she passes through the doors.

She wears makeup to hide her gray face (and because she likes it, of course)

She wears a hat to hide the scar left by the cadou on the side of her head.

Her underwear is white.

She wears a 44.

She is 2,90.

Apparently, she is left handed.

Apparently, she has never married and had no biological children.

She has three flowers on her dress, near her heart. It symbolizes her love for her daughters.

In her closet there are only white or red clothes.

As Ethan eavesdrops on her phone conversation with mother Miranda, she will look at him through her vanity mirror. Her expression is one of hatred and sadness.

Lady Dimitrescu's lipstick disappears and the personal attendant leaves a note for whoever took the lipstick to leave it in the bathroom. Possibly some maid took it off... or Lady Dimitrescu herself lost it.

When she calls Cassandra, she always comes to her call.

She calls Cassandra twice upon learning of her death, just as Cassandra called her mother twice upon learning that Bela had died.

When Cassandra calls her mother twice, Alcina will ignore Ethan completely to come to her daughter's call.

She doesn't want to cry with Ethan on her castle.

Apparently, you can see her crying.

She doesn't know that Miranda only wants her as a vessel for Eva.

Also she doesn't know that Miranda discarded her because her blood disease. Miranda considers her a useless vessel due to her blood disease.

In her secret lair, she has a golden statue made in her own image.

She has a lot of statues of naked women.

She has a paint with naked maidens.

In her courtyard, she has a statue of three women killing a man.

She seems to feel pain when she retracts her claws.

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