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why is no one writing Steven Tyler fanfics?

not one singular fanfic found about him on AO3 nor Tumblr, dafuq?

The one's that I've found are either gay or in chinese lmao

Steven's "FUCK OFF" During it's so easy

there’s a crazy shitposting beatles community on this website that i appreciate reading but ive been disappointed at the complete lack of an insane queen community. like freddie mercury was a MESS he did so much bullshit like the time he wanted to get with jim hutton so he called jim’s apartment over and over again at the wee hours of the night until jim’s old lady landlord fucking evicted him and freddie invited jim to live at his big old london mansion… why aren’t people talking about this guy. rip freddie mercury you would’ve LOVED checking his snap score to see if he’s ignoring you.

(jim ended up living with freddie from 1985 until he died in 1991, they exchanged rings and were husbands) (here’s them on boxing day in their matching shirts) (so i guess being crazy works sometimes)

we actually don’t talk about this enough

why is no one writing Steven Tyler fanfics?

not one singular fanfic found about him on AO3 nor Tumblr, dafuq?

The one's that I've found are either gay or in chinese lmao

can i apologize? I'm so sorry

idk who you are. lol sure

what's the need of being a cringe "ahh" fan girl? it's a fake picture ffs! common sense has left the chat, huh?

yes, immediately yes.

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

they def fucked before and after that performance

Take a shot