I'm Pretty Sure Everyone Hates Being Sent An Unsolicited Dick-pic. And If Not Then Whatever, Man, You

It  costs  $0 dollars  to  not  make  fun  of Autistic  people

Hey hey hey, y’all wanna see my final project for my Dynamics class?

I’m very proud of its nerdiness.

It’s rare I get to use both my math-nerdiness and comic-nerdiness at the same time. I’m so happy :)

Male Interviewer: “One thing men should know about women, but don’t?”

Female Interviewee: “They should know that no means no.”

Found this on facebook and just

FUCKING BIG TRUTH

“sides” of tumblr

Science side- smol gay science lovers wanting to educate people.  v nice Animal side- Happy ppl ecstatic over animals and want everyone to know. Strangely knows a lot about otters. Art side- tHESE FUCKERS ARE AMAZING AT ART. 10/10. Know history about famous artists. “did you know this dude painted a asshole as a fuck you to this other dude? haha!” Plant side- Tol nice people who honestly just like gardening. No drama, it’s paradise.  History side- SMOL ANGRY ASSHOLES WHO WILL EITHER GIVE CORRECT INFORMATION OR JUST MESS WITH YOU. ONLY IS NICE TO MUSICAL SIDE.

Musical side- these fuckers are the best. Will show you gOOD ASS SONGS, LIKES HISTORY SIDE BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE HAMILTON.

In my school teachers give so much homework that almost no one sleeps well and because of that it is normal to see people sleeping at random places like the floor of the last row of the classroom during class, or the benches in the hallways, or groups of people that rent a cubicle of the library just to sleep it is called the sleeping club, and at this point no one even cuestiones it

source

*human is explaining earth sports*

Human: yeah and we really like to play catch. It’s almost known as a father-son bonding ritual.

Alien: what’s catch?

Human: well basically you have two or three players and you have a ball and you throw it around and then the person you throw it to catches it.

Alien: *loses shit*

Human: ????

Alien: YOU HAVE GAMES DEDICATED TO THROWING STUFF? AS CHILDREN??? IT TOOK US NO LESS THAN 5 MELLENIA TO LEARN THROWING TECHNIQUES AND ONLY A FEW OF THE MOST HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUALS CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT, AND THEY STILL ARENT GOOD AT IT! THROWING IS SO IMPRACTICAL! WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOUR YOUNG THIS WAY??

Human: *throws empty bottle into trash bin* KOBE!

Alien: *internally* what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Based off the fact that humans are the only earthlings that can throw with great speed and accuracy (generally) it’s reasonable to also believe that not that many alien races also would be able to do this :)