Stand-up Man At His Own Wedding. Because You Know He Would.

idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

a collection of some of my favorite homestuck quotes pt. 3

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes

Scum Villain fandom is the best fandom in existence, actually.

Because what do you mean the main character is shippable with everyone and no one fights about it with each other? What do you mean there's so much headcanon space that we can all be happy and live in harmony? What do you mean there already exist a scenario for Shen Yuan transmigrating into anything? And I mean anythig! He's been a fish, a cat, a sword, a rock, a slime, a system, a mushroom, a crow, a crane, literally every existing character in canon, a bunch of characters nonexisting in canon, and it all makes perfect sense for us?

'Oh, so today Shen Yuan is a magic rock that helps Luo Binghe through the Endless Abyss. Makes sense.'

'Oh yeah, he's a demon prince. You know. As it is.'

'Yeah, he's Shen Qingqiu, and he's got a harem actually. And he was a sk8er boy and he does wild shit. I agree.'

And like, it's not even Shen Yuan only. There can be anything and we'd just go 'yeah, seems plausible'.

I love it here.

Shen Yuan scowls, concentrating, and then Binghe’s eyes go wide as he stares at Shang Qinghua’s fellow transmigrator in disbelief. Binghe then grips the hand holding the Weeper’s Eye with both of his hands, focusing as well.

- pride is not the word I'm looking for by Tossawary on AO3, Chapter 46: Men and Monsters

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo as you may be able to tell, ive kinda been getting into svsss <- person who is absolutely deranged about svsss

this fic ive been reading (listening to. the podfic is really good) "pride is not the word I'm looking for" by @tossawary has it's fucking claws in me. and i have no idea how I will cope when i finish reading it...

Yeah so have this thing

anyhow consider reading this fic. You don't have to read Scum Villan to read this (though maybe do because it adds to the suspense?) But if you want a longfic with beautiful found family, a really well written mystery, shang qinghua accidently collecting way too many childern, and shen qingque being terrifying in an awsome and kinda funny way. Read this.

pride is not the word I'm looking for (408442 words) by Tossawary Chapters: 50/50 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother & Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe & Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Liu Qingge & Shang Qinghua, Shàng Qīnghuá & Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Shang Qinghua & Yue Qingyuan, Shang Qinghua & Everyone, Shang Qinghua & Original Character(s), Undisclosed Relationship(s) Characters: Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother, Luo Binghe, Mobei-jun, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Ensemble, Undisclosed Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, It's All Shang Qinghua's Fault, Unfridge the Mom, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother Lives, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Parental Shang Qinghua, Uncle Shang Qinghua, Shang Qinghua Adopts Luo Binghe, Families of Choice, Family Feels, For Want of a Nail, Universe Alteration, Alternate Character Interpretation, Not Canon Compliant, Self-Indulgent, Worldbuilding, Pre-Canon, Canon Era, Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Minor Character Death, Explicit Language, Original Shěn Qīngqiū Sympathetic, Angst and fluff and humor, Shang Qinghua Being an Idiot, Shang Qinghua-centric, POV Shang Qinghua, Unreliable Narrator, Author Is Sleep Deprived, My First Work in This Fandom, Spoilers, Long Shot, Slow Build, Slow Burn, Plot, Plot Twists, Character Development, Original Character(s), Friendship/Love, Introspection, Brother-Sister Relationships, Uncle-Nephew Relationship, Mother-Son Relationship, Fight Scenes, Blood and Injury, Near Death Experiences, Shang Qinghua Deserves Love, Luo Binghe Deserves Love, Complete Series: Part 1 of Pride Is Not The Word, Part 1 of Scum Villain Stories Summary: Shang Qinghua goes to take a self-indulgent peek at his baby protagonist son and gets a kick to the shrivelled heart for his troubles. He gave up on changing the story years ago! Yet he finds himself helping his protagonist son's adoptive mother anyway. Just this one change won't matter too much, right? One little change leads to more. Shang Qinghua never meant to care, but he becomes invested in making sure that his new family survives the looming plot. With the changes to the world cascading around him, with his position as a traitor pulling him between his sect and a certain ice demon, and with the protagonist growing up so quickly, how is one displaced author meant to ensure that everything turns out all right? A Pre-Canon to Canon Divergence story.

Oh did I ever show tumblr my absolutely whimsical hair

Like literally they could just said "we got no home" and the rain wings would've been like "ok! Their's enough food for all of us and suntime is at noon!" (Unless this is at the time the rainwings are the most feared cuz that was a thing but like how long did it take for them to be just chill? The nightwing tribe coulda just... Walked in)

I made a comics, based on one very old meme. Morrowseer discusses their future plans. I think with rainwings being peaceful and all their laziness and passivity, nightwings can do everything much easier. And even having no troubles with rainwings.

Me n my friends fursona with our weapons

(I actually own all the clothes I draw cuz I can't think of anything new)

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES