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john and dirk would make the best fucking roommates. between dirks puppet traps and johns love for pranks their house/apartment would be more booby trap than free space. john goes to get a glass of water in the middle of the night and gets buried under smuppets. dirk gets home from work one day and opens a (slightly ajar) door only to get soaked with a bucket of water. they get to keep each other on their toes with escalatingly incomprehensible pranks. the decor is a fucking nightmare. johns nic cage posters right next to dirks my little pony ones. fanciful harlequins on the same shelf as fancy santas. a grand piano filled with orange soda. dirk leaves his throwing stars in the fridge and john packs them into his lunch the next day. they sometimes strife together on the roof/in the backyard as a stress reliever. living together keeps their depression in check and as different as they are theyre both "hero types" (as dave puts it), and they keep each other entertained when there's not a world to save. karkat originally thought they might be secret kismesis, but is now 100% convinced theyre moirails.

(one day dave says he wants to come hang out and they frantically try to dismantle as many traps as they can (because they dont want to bring up any bad memories and theyre trying to look like normal/responsible gods of earth c). they get the traps out of the way but dave still has a heart attack when he opens the bathroom to find Niccolò Arroway Sebastian Segel, a kermit doll modded out with spare robot parts, johns fake arms, leaking blood pellets, a cod piece, a fedora, and a pipe. john and dirk had been fighting for months over whether Niccolò should be wearing shades or a beaglepuss until they both forgot he was there. dave goes back to therapy for a while after that.)

Just means candy to me cuz I'm Canadian and bonbon in French is candy

What is a bonbon?

I was listening to an american podcast and they were talking about bonbons being chocolates which - as a german - confused me, so I decided to look it up.

Apparently the word bonbon in english means what we call Praline??? Huh????

So now I am asking once more: Tumblr what is a bonbon to you?

A: a type of hard candy

B: a type of chocolate

Me n my friends fursona with our weapons

(I actually own all the clothes I draw cuz I can't think of anything new)

I LOVE crows feet wrinkles on people, knowing that they were happy and smiling enough to have it now permanently on there face is so nice.

LIKE DAMN I LOVE THAT YOUR WERE AND ARE HAPPY FREQUENTLY!!!!!!

truly awful when people are insecure about things that are just batshit insane levels of attractive because if they see me staring at them like a hunting dog theyre going to think its because i think theyre ugly and not because i want them

A fanart of one of my favourite fluff bingyuan fanfic: Green Shadows by Zarasu on ao3 🌼✨️

“What?” Shen Yuan asked, a little breathlessly.

The boy pointed his chubby finger at the book in Shen Yuan’s lap. “What are you doing?”

“Oh.” Shen Yuan looked down at the book. “I’m, hm…” He threw another look at the boy. Maybe the other boy would be interested in playing with him? “I’m an explorer!”

The other boy’s smile faded and he looked at Shen Yuan intensely. “I thought you were a human?”

In which a oneshot fanfic where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe were childhood friends.

Zosan fics be like (part 2)

Elaborated thoughts and fic names under the cut

Cat fic - stay by itsmylifekay

Probably just my favorite cat zoro fic I’ve read, very cute, and as all cat fics do, gives me a heart attack by letting the catified person drink alcohol(never give cats alcohol it is incredibly toxic)

Wado fic - precious thing by hllfire

I love this fic it’s a really cool take on how bonding with the swords works and also how sanji bonding with wado would effect things, I also just love wado being able to communicate and kinda pushing them along

King/god zoro fic

This one isn’t a specific one sadly but I’ve read like 3 of these and can probably track them down again if any of y’all want

Soulmates fic - learning to listen by three_days_late

I’m usually pretty neutral on soulmate fics but I like this one because zoro pretty much immediately fucks himself over with it and they have to pull back from that

Unprompted proposal fic - firestarters by adietxt

This one is short but sweet, zoro starts saying what’s on his mind not realizing he’s literally just proposing out of nowhere

Little sanji fic - to you, formerly me by Trixtree

This one isn’t a zosan fic but I’m including it because I adore it. I see a lot of zosan fics where sanji gets reverted to baby sanji and gets attatched to zoro(which are fine but not my favorite) but never any where adult sanji gets to stay and interact with baby sanji which they go into with this one,, they do some really cool stuff with seeing how it effects both Sanji’s and the crew by extension

idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

Reread @theskeletongames ‘s

once again this summer-

(Honestly, the most talented author online- like- I wonder how much thought poetax puts in each chapter *^* it’s so easy to read and do captivating!)

I can’t help it since it’s one of my favorite undertale fanfictions ><

I’ve always wanted to draw some fanart, but til this day still thought my skill wasn’t good enough- but here we are… I just hope this can make someone happy) some doodles of just some of my favorite scenes) I’m sure I’ll draw more, but for now, hope you guys enjoy qwq

And I really hope we’ll see the continuation of the story cus I just can’t get enough of these amazing doofuses >w<

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes