FOR WHAT PORPUSE?!? 🗣️🗣️

lrb homophobic ultrakill fans are hilarious to me because some of them will be okay with gay sex jokes and will laugh at any perceived femininity in gabriel and will edit the fandom wiki to add the unfunniest shit known to man because of this. but the moment someone actually for real thinks that gabriel likes men it's game over

i swear ill post on here more (lying)

stargirrrlllll ur ma wooorlllddddd

the "almost christmas" meme really captures the essence of ace attorney, which is funney hijinks that just get absolutely heartbreaking so fast. do the non ace attorneys know. do they think we're just going apeshit over a Funney Moment. do they know that "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" is the turning point, the turnabout, the first moment of hope after the closest phoenix ever comes to horrible and painful failure, after he very nearly failed to save the man he'd been trying to save for 15 years? do they know? do they know?

artificer is like everybody wants me dead personally. i also hate fruit

the way people treat sisyphus from ultrakill drives me up the fucking wall. like "yeah guys i know heaven is framed as the villain here considering they doom people to an eternity of ultimately pointless suffering and then violently enforce said suffering but i think the black man may be in the wrong for not trying to talk things out with the powers that fucking blinded him by pouring molten gold in his eyes and instead tried leading an uprising to free him and others from hell" i'm going to start throwing rocks at you all

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

KILL YOURSELF

machines love it when you stick your hands between their gears