Not Me Being Back On My Bullshit And Writing More Of Werewolf Pheonix Like The Degenerate I Am.

I really need to actually draw a picture of my oc persona thing for a pf pic but I’m lazy, and also periods

Like an old flowering willow tree. Full of wisdom and raw strength, and complimented with delicate whimsy the smooth flow of a mountain creek. Like the blooming orchids that cling tightly with their grasping roots to their lives.

Soft, resilient, and stubborn like the pillow moss that muffles footfalls in the forest. Tender and sweet like new spring blooms, and unknowable as the wind that rips through valleys.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

I used to work as a cashier at a grocery store and literally had a middle aged lady go “you’re really good at organizing my groceries for me, other cashiers at the next store over don’t know how to do it the same way you do” (I could bag groceries and organize some of the self-brought trolleys that were full up in less than five minutes. The manager still wanted me to be somehow faster) and if that doesn’t sum up this entire post in one experience I don’t know what does.

Still got paid a “competitive” wage of the bare fucking minimum. Glad I left that place.

Worked there for two years and they treated me like shit for the majority of the time, and my labor skills weren’t even valued.

You can’t complain about a lack of skill due to high turnover rates and also claim said skills do not exist. Make it make sense.

If you had a nose that could pick up on delicate chemical trails, I bet you’d be huffing on things too.

God only knows I would. I’d be huffing the hell out of a dark chocolate bar. Fuck yeah. Extend the experience.

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

Bro

That’s not how this is supposed to work?????

FEELING GREAT

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

Want want want want want

Book Stack Earrings // Elli Creates

The mutualTM…..

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual

This is so phoenix wright coded for no reason.

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

Bro…. Just… fucken… let people draw what they want. And draw it well.

The only thing I don’t see on this list is a fucking still-life of fruit. Don’t draw anything, actually, that you find beautiful and wish to commit to memory. Find something that hasn’t (??? Everything is iterations on other things and therefore that point is effectively moot???) been drawn before and draw, I guess.

Let me just fucken reinvent the wheel or somethin idfk

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list