Can You Get Me Antacids Please? My Acid Reflux Is Kicking My Ass

no

I want to believe it can happen tho

Okay and how is he planning on policing what is essentially nicknames???? Bitch I just won’t respond. You can’t make me. Call me by my preferred name or it’s not mine.

People be mad over the most inconsequential shit. Go fix the global warming crisis or the homelessness you useless wet paper towel of a human.

Oh wait, sorry, I apologize. That’s insulting to weak wet paper towels. At least those can be recycled.

That relatable moment when you eat sugar and then your medication for ADHD may or may not be causing you heart palpitations but you can’t tell cause it could just be the ✨sugar✨

Me rn.

This is it. This is their dynamic. We’ve figured it out. Pack it up everybody, we’ve found it at last!

The whole Phoenix poker coding vs. Edgeworth chess coding thing gets me every time.

Like the contrast between the two games, how they way they’re played perfectly reflects each of their styles of law please god I need more ships that do this it’s so hyper specific tho

Ugghhhhhgghhgghfhfhfhfjf ITS so FJUCKINNG PRETTYYYYY

blue jacaranda blossom in 昆明kunming, yunnan province of china

Me coming to terms with the fact that I need to wake up and get my ass outta bed in the morning

MERLIN (2008 - 2012) Arthur Pendragon ▶ Season 5, Episode 11: “The Drawing of the Dark”

Listen, Phoenix is precious. A love struck dumbass bisexual disaster, yes, but still a precious little thing.

Anyway!

An example

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

This is so phoenix wright coded for no reason.

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

Me on a daily basis.

Let me melt back into the earth, managing my emotions and all these weird sensations in my chemical saline soup of an existence is hard.