Oh Hell Yes. Praying On This Bastards Downfall. Third Impeachment Speed Run, Anyone?

FEELING GREAT

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

Me. Me all the time. I have a single one shot.

I plan to have more but they KEEP GETTING LONGER

I love when this happens

Me on a daily basis.

Let me melt back into the earth, managing my emotions and all these weird sensations in my chemical saline soup of an existence is hard.

Currently, my fucking notes app. I trust nothing else.

plz reblog for science

Ugghhhhhgghhgghfhfhfhfjf ITS so FJUCKINNG PRETTYYYYY

blue jacaranda blossom in 昆明kunming, yunnan province of china

!!! BABEY !!!

I made a post about how to spot mistletoe in America that has like, 2 notes.

Go look at it.

Under the mistletoe. Will they kiss? :DDD

I have no recollection of seeing a mistletoe in real life.

Absolutely.

Your marriage premium package? Revoked. Sorry sir. The cunt counter is closed for the next four years. Should’ve voted for Harris.

Here’s an idea: Instead of just not having sex with them, you could just divorce or breakup with them and realize you are worthy of being in a relationship with someone who not only values your life, but also who has enough brain matter to prepare for the future, and not just vote on party lines like a stupid bastard.

Also, again, queer is still so much easier. I’m not obligated to sit down and explain that I’m panromantic Demisexual, because most people don’t fucking understand what those terms mean, and:

Hello to you too acephobia!

And don’t get me started on the “isn’t bisexuality and pansexuality the same thing?” Argument people sometimes start. Technically no, there are more than just two genders and pansexuality means you literally do not care about that. It doesn’t matter to you what they identify as or what’s in their pants, and for some Bisexuals that might actually matter to them, even if to most you meet it doesn’t.

Here’s the other thing:

I don’t feel like having those conversations in public.

When I had to try and explain that to my mom upon coming out, that was exhausting enough. A stranger or even some family aren’t entitled to my explanations of my existence. Sorry, that’s up to me to decide.

So yeah. Queer it is.

Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

Here’s a sketch of investigator Miles Edgeworth and cowboy ranch-hand at the fey Ranch turned vigilante and wanted man Phoenix Wright running away from the Blue company mining site after they just stole crucial evidence to prove the dreaded Redd White guilty of Mia Feys murder after illegally trying to steal her land for mining expansion.

Am I weaponizing the fact that I was a horse girl for this AU? Yes. Absolutely.

Suffer.

Old west AU.

(By the way miles is riding Mia’s old horse because he’s beginner friendly and I named him CHARLIE. Phoenix’s horse is named Raine and she is so sassy.)

Let me know if yall want more cowboy sketches with their four legged companions, I love drawing these guys.